101 ways to get kicked out of WalMart, funniest idea invited
Number of people come on the net to pass their time and do enjoy other’s idea. Recently numerous forums and blogs introduced a new topic ‘101 ways to get kicked out of WalMart’ on which funniest ideas are invited. There is an option to give vote to select the funniest idea.
The giant WalMart is no doubt a place which usually fulfils every need of customer and on internet this topic is hilarious . The postings on to the forum shows that ‘101 ways to get kicked out of WalMart’ is quite popular topic, Here people are putting their funniest thoughts. The forum also allows reporting and giving rating on to the posted ideas. People are really writing fishy tricks and readers are enjoying strange ideas.
101 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart? Here are few funny postings
-Go up to a vending machine and suddenly start pounding on it, screeching at the top of your lungs, “IT TOOK MY QUARTER!!!”
-Fill a shopping cart w/ tons of stuff and go to the register. After the cashier gives you your total, say “Oh, I don’t have any money,” and leave.
-Buy something and pay with pennies and nickels, taking your sweet time digging thorugh your wallet, pulling out each individual coin.
When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between
them yelling “Red Rover.”
-Put on embarrassing clothes and pretend to be a mannequin.
-Impersonate an employee and walk around telling everyone they should go to Kmart instead
-Throw something away. Suddenly start wailing, “MY WEDDING RING FELL IN THE TRASH!!!!!!!!!” Just stand there bawling and insist that an employee gets the ring out of the trash for you. After a good 5 minutes of making the person dig, abruptly stop crying and say, “Oops. I forgot. I put my ring in my purse this morning. It’s fine.” And walk away.
Grab some bathing suits of the opposite gender and go into a fitting room but don’t put them on.Walk back out with them and put them back on the racks.
It’ll have them thinking.
go to the toy section and get a bike with a horn and basket on the front and ride around filling up the basket and honking the horn…it may not get you kicked out but it is really funny…especially when you video tape it.
go to the fishing department and take one pole at a time and see if the handle and tip will cross when bending it then take it to an employee as say you tested the pole and it just snapped and keep on going till you’ve tested all
haha! hide in the clothing rack and wait until someone looks and say ” pick me! pick me!”
Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
Come on ,you too can share the ways that will kick you out of Walmart?
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